Hover wagon might be flaggin' when late April arrives
but Linda Ferret won't be draggin' though she may have a few hives
from worry that the Oracle will cause a treat to dive
beneath her nose into her mouth, a yucky treat to dive
and make her spit and run from it, behind a plant to hide.
 
So, come inside and see the pride
of Ferretdom galore
Speakers and fun, and always ones
who will never chide nor bore,
but will dance and jive
and come alive
with facts you can't ignore
 
Information glitters
about the critters
whom we all adore.
So, join the fun, be sure to come
and see who takes the floor
in Missouri
to speak of furries
and leave you wanting more.
 
The mental treat can't be beat
Linda ferret would agree
to meet and greet, then take her seat
to listen and to see
speakers fine as rarest wine
and quite intoxicating
new ideas to ease one's fears,
and maybe some debating
 
While hovering in her coracle
(if wagon's broken down.)
There will be floating Oracle
Complete with starry gown.
Okay, I can not promise that she'll really float her boat
but she'll wave her staff on your behalf
so watch her dance and dote.
 
Have you seen the ferretcongress page to find out who will speak?
Or have you been locked in a cage,
or simply far too weak?
If that was true, sympathies to you,
but now that you are free,
check out that site and use your might
to get to St. Louie.
 
http.www.ferretcongress.org
[Posted in FML issue 4774]