I hear ya on that one!  Every morning I get up, start the coffee pot,
heat up the chicken gravy.  One morning I picked up the spoon to stir
my coffee, took a sip and BLAH, Toooey.  I used the ferrets spoon.
That stuff is gross enough that a small spoonful can ruin a perfectly
good cup of coffee!  It must have been the ferretone!
[Posted in FML issue 4727]