Tweak and Rio head to China
Can you think of any finer
furry adventurers' bid
with their guiding arachnid
the tunnel protector Lord Nid?
 
Shedding microphones so dread
and magnifiers from his head
emerging as a plump old spider
taking the right tunnel sider
could there be a better guider?
 
On Thursday we will read what's next
in the daily ferret text
You know I mean the FML
where adventures bud and swell
in writers' gifts which serve us well.
 
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And during the hiatus in the Rescue of Todd from Stitch and Lily, a bit
of a rumor:
 
There's a rumor sifting through
but i don't know if it is true
That Lily and Stitch try to accrue
a load of woad to paint selves blue
to scare their enemies through and through.
 
Odd!
 
They want to scare heros who plod
over hill and over sod
with their aims of prodding Todd
from the ferrets' hover pod.
[Posted in FML issue 4616]