I am SOOOO jealous of your new bathroom door and after reading this, I
just may have to rush out and buy us a new one.  I can't tell you how
long it has been since I was allowed to go the bathroom alone and I am
well past the age of five.  Toes must be bitten, calves filleted, undies
used as a hammy, and be annoyed in general.  I long for the good old days
when I could visit the Porcelain Bus and just sit and ponder my thoughts.
 
Bathroom door manufacturers beware; this could cause a run on privy doors
everywhere.
 
Karen
Lighthouse Ferret Bedding
http://www.lighthouseferrets.com
[Posted in FML issue 4587]