"The squeeky toy makes this noise that irritates them, but makes them all
come running.  So, let me put the babies away before we leave.  Please
sit down and put your feet in the air.  Otherwise they might run up and
bite you in their excitement"
 
(squeeking toy noise insues in the next room.)
 
Terrible screaming noises occur in kitchen.  There is my sister standing
straight up in her lovely heals, nylons, and evening dress with hands
clenched at side.
 
Aaaahhhh.Aaahhhhhh.AAAHHHHHHH. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
plop. A small ferret falls from my sisters thigh beneath her dress to my
sisters feet....
she is still screaming with her eye lids tightly scrunched shut.
"aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Posted in FML issue 4875]