In yesterdays FML Sukie writes:
>Write a short scene for the 1960s pop film "Mad Duckie and the Ferret
>Boogaloo".
>
>Post here for all to enjoy!
 
Is this a trick test?
Is the duck furious or mentally challenged?
Is this scene like Mad Max, Mad Magazine, or Mad Cow?
What if the ferret can only tap dance??
 
Have you been responding to those E-mails from that Monty Python guy
again?
 
I could not believe you were actually doing that.
 
Are you snorting Nitrous Oxide without me?
 
You have to learn to only exhale.
[Posted in FML issue 4761]