No!  You cannot have Francois.  He is *my* beloved, romantically French
Giving Tree ferret this year.  Only *I* can be his Santa of love.
 
Francois seduced me with his sleeping little self inside a totally cute
yet bizarre sleep sack, with big teeth around the opening and a strange
animal pattern on the outside.  From the moment I saw him, I fell hard,
and I knew we were meant to be Santa and ferret for always.  Or for this
year, at least.
 
Beware those who try to take my Francois, my French man of love.  Go
get your *own* Giving Tree ferret, there are so many left!
 
Mine.  *My* Giving Tree love affair.  Shoo, all of you!
 
 :)
 
Andrea
and the very confused Somerville Business, Lucy and Gabe
missing Tiki everyday
 
p.s.  I hope everyone gets that this is s'posed to be funny.  And that
there are tons more ferrets to fall in love with on the Giving Tree, so
go get one!  I just saw Lisa's update, saw my little Francois in her
email, and wanted to make sure the world new he was taken, and I was the
proud (and enamoured ;D) taker.
[Posted in FML issue 4724]