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Ferret educational background? Lesse.
I've majored in Business, of course, with an MF( Mustella Furo) in both
poop and linatone technology.
I went on to further my education in poop with several field studies,
notably beneath the sofa, beneath the wind-up record player, and beneath
the small china cabinet. I have completed certificate programs in both
paint scraper and scrub brush.
I am currently working on my Masters in Enrichment Theory, giving heavy
emphasis to Wal-Mart bags, aluminum dryer vent hoses, and jingle balls.
The Ferrets, of course, have tenure. Go figure.
Alexandra in MA
[Posted in FML issue 4865]
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