I used to always say:
"Some day I'll find a man as eager to get in my pants at the end of the
day as the ferrets are."
And of course there's always:
"Is that a ferret in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"Why, that IS a ferret in my pants... but I AM happy to see you!"
- Laura and The Seattle Seven at www.ferretocious.com
[Posted in FML issue 4873]