Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled kitchen moppers...
 
(Hey!  I just climbed through the water bowl.  Now I'm gonna mop the
floor!  Ain't this fun?)
 
WARNING!  There has recently been a lot of talk about acquiring Real
Canadian Ferrets from various people.  You should know that there is a
place out in the mid-west, that is turning out FAKE Canadian Ferrets!
Yep!  That's Right!  FAKE!  They take regular American Ferrets, put a
toke on their tiny little heads and teach them to put the word "eh!"
at the end of every sentence!  Example: "Dook, Dook, Dook, eh?", or
"Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, eh?" or even "ChatterChatterChatter, eh?"
 
They've also taught them to speak with a phony French Accent and to turn
their noses up at regular American Kibble.  Don't be fooled!  Make sure
you are getting Real Canadian Ferrets before you pay out all that money!
 
NOTE: The above message it totally bogus and done in jest.  There are no
FAKE Canadian Ferrets...I think...maybe...well, I'm not sure about that,
but then, my ferrets have very strong influence over me and they just
aren't talkin'.
 
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Todd and the Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns
 
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[Posted in FML issue 4816]