Dear Ferret Folks-
 
If there really is cosmic justice (something that I doubt more and more
as I age, but wish for more with every passing year,) the guy who threw
the ferret out of the car window is going to spend eternity being four
inches tall, running for his miserable little soul on one of those
mega-lane highways that goes through L.A.
 
MINI-VAN!!  MINI-VAN!!
AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!
(*squish*)
 
Alexandra in MA
[Posted in FML issue 4513]