Wolfy,
 
Are you wearing your blond wig & carring your new shiney paddle?  Where's
Scott?  {peeking around a wall corner, ducking the flying paddle}
 
Hey, check our dear Judy's tiny feet for hair.  She may be a Hobbit
instead.
 
{Now, paddle in my hand, let me go see if I can find Scott}
 
Stephanie & the Closet Thieves
[Posted in FML issue 4775]