Hmm, lots of things but first and foremost it's got to be "Watch where
you step" (ferret bombs)
 
2.  Have fun where ever and whenever you can
3.  Everyone deserves kisses and ear snuffles
4.  Take joy in the simple things, like plastic bags, empty milk
    cartons, and boxes.
5.  Roll in the sand, it keeps the fleas off.
6.  Dogs are really just big chew toys, cats too for that matter.
7.  Digging keeps your nails neat and short
8.  Feet taste good
9.  Shoes make great hidey holes
10. Insoles are good for more than just keeping my feet comfortable
11. Ferret poop is what they really use to make post its sticky.
12. And most important, watch were you step.
 
Shelley and the poop crew.
[Posted in FML issue 4716]