"Hi, dis be Muldoone, officialist Bwige Greeter and I be asked to checks
up on some fewets dat passed ober to da Bwidge.  Hooman-bean mom Mawry
asked me to checks up on Bear, Boozer, Cody, Silver, Teddy, and Susie."
 
I used da Stump Scope to wocate all da fewets and den goes to checks up
on dem.  All of dem be wiving togedder and be doin gud.  Dey misses deir
hooman-beans back on earf but knows dat dey sees dem 'gain someday.
 
I finds Bear pwacting his bestest weasel war dance and he has da gurl
fewets swooning wif his fancier foots-work.  But da gurls not be
impwessed when he gets his fur all sticky from eating his favorite
tweat cantawope.
 
Boozer be dere wif Bear pwaying and munching on Cheerios, waisins, and
dwinking at the nearest 'Tone stweam.
 
Cody be dere too and he hads a big pickle he be munchin on.
 
Pwaying tag wif odders was Silver.  He stopped wong 'nuf to say hi and
weached in his pockutts for a waisin snack.
 
Teddy be busy pwaying and invited me to comes back watter for fewet
fruitcake, dough I not sure what dis be.  Baby say he will be helping
Teddy makes da fuitcake.
 
Not to worry earf mom, eberyone be happy and doing gud.  Dey wait till
you gets here.
[Posted in FML issue 4655]