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Ok... you all being nice so I wright.
It waz a preety day. We waz on vacation and I wanted ta go have some
fun. Mommy told me not ta wander off but I no hear. Not my fault! She
not hold onto me tight.
So, I find this big ole' ship and you know what? Yep, I climbed up and
went on my little vacation.
I know I shouldn't have, but it just so fun. I love fun
Dhere was a lot of stuf ta play wit too. Oh boy oh boy you shoulda seen
me smilin big an preety.
I no take the ridin box up the levels though caz dhat scare me! I take
da stares all da way.. dhat a long way to go too. No one stop me
either. I no let dhem catch me!
I got up top and out onto da dec I dhink its called. I could see mi
mommie out dhere. She looked like she waz waving but I couldn't wave
back cauz the stupid life boat I was hiding in kept movin on me!
Dhen someone opened da life boat cover and dhey found me. So I jumped
on da guy and onto the back of another guy dhat was bent over lookin on
da ground like he done lost something. I got off him right before he
screamed. Scared the poop out of me... really it did. He wasnt to happy
with dhat!
So I run inside and down all dhem stairs again. I lost dhem. Peepole so
funny. Dhey get lost easy.
I get to da bottom and I see all of this great cool stuff. I dhink it's
a playground for us ferrets. There are tubes everywhere. What a blast I
had running around all da tubes. But lots of dhem were closed so I no
play.
After playin I gots hunry. I sniff to da kitchen. I almos gots in
trouble cause someone caught me using da potty. Well I thought that the
big smelly thing in da basket looked funny for litter but dhey worked. I
used it and dhen ran. I heard da guy say dhat dhey had ta throw all da
potatoes out now. Well duh, what else ya gonna do with litter! Dhey
must knot know about ferrets!
Anyways I didn't find nothin ta eat. All "fancy food" as momma would
call it. So I decided dhat I needed ta go home.
When I finally figured out how ta get out to da ramp someone grabed me
and yelled "I found it!" Well first of all I not an IT. I'm a boy.
and secondly I found him! why peepole no understand when ya tell dhem
stuff. I was gonna bite him but I saw momma and she'd be mad if I bit
him so I dont.
She give me loves and kisses and FOOD. I love food.
I only got one question. Who else uses potatoe litter? and why would
ya? dhey don't feel good and smell funny.
Tootles,
Pherit
[Posted in FML issue 4275]
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