I was fert sitting for a fert that lived in Tappahannock (who has since
crossed the bridge) but was a wonderful little animal and would snore
when sleeping.  Would crack me up to hear this little guy snort and
churggle.
 
Have heard many pass gas, normal for a carnivore and even more normal
for a herbivore.  Never heard an oak tree do it.  But if an oak tree
did, would it smell like squirrel?
[Posted in FML issue 4660]