Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled Invasion FLO members...
 
Apparently, the FLO has organized several groups of ferrets and started
invading homes of non-ferret owners and trashing them, before leaving
without a trace.  Verizon personnel have been visiting these homes
during those invasions, urging the teenaged children left "Home Alone 4"
the purposes of letting the ferrets in, to take a picture with their
newly-aquired camera phone, which is then sent to their parents (who
apparently already *have* a camera phone), to prove "The Ferrets Did It."
How original.  We all know ferrets don't do bad things.
 
Of course, in Verizon's opinion, the ferrets sound more like a full
session of Congress (what with all the babbling and silly noises they
make), and at one point, the teenaged male yells, "Dude, get it off my
leg!  Get it off!" (hey, it was just dressed in a squirrel costume and
was looking for some nuts!).  At least this time, no ferret is alleged
to have bitten anyone.
 
However, they *did* state that the ferrets invaded the house and trashed
the place.  Now, can *anyone* here imagine a ferret messing up a
house...let alone an entire invasion of them (which constitutes how many
ferrets???)?  Or did these ferrets all escape from a Petco somewhere?  Or
maybe a group of people were all walking their ferrets and while they
(the people) chatted, all of the ferrets wiggled out of their leashes and
escaped to invade a neighborhood, then all ran back, wiggled back into
their leashes and no one noticed?  I mean, after all, you must actually
*have* a bunch of ferrets, in order for them to become an invasion, don't
you?
 
On a final note, when the Verizon guy comes in the house, the kid asks
how he got there and the Verizon guy says "The ferrets let me in."  That
answers the question of how repairs guys seem to get into my house to fix
things that didn't work when I left the house, but work when I show up
with all of the expensive, non-returnable parts to fix it myself.  The
ferrets let them in.  Then the ferrets showed them how to fix the
non-working item.  Yeah.  Wait...Maybe Switch and Hurricane Lily (those
master-mechanics that they are!) sneak down here to Pennsylvania and fix
stuff for me!  :)
 
Todd and the Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns!
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[Posted in FML issue 4388]