It doesn't get any better than this, folks, lol!
 
A feral ferret caused chaos on a train as it ran amok through carriages
and wolfed down the driver's lunch.
 
Frightened passengers screamed as the stray animal clambered over their
laps when it leapt on board at Leicester station.
 
The pest darted over seats on the Nottingham-bound Midland Mainline
service, before it sneaked into the driver's cab and dived into his
lunch box.
 
A company spokesperson said the unwanted passenger then scoffed the man's
cheese sandwiches and biscuits before he had even noticed the intruder.
 
After discovering the animal, the train driver radioed ahead and RSPCA
inspectors were called on board and took the ferret away in a cardboard
box.
 
"We are thinking of introducing a new policy of ferret-dodging," said the
spokesperson.
 
- from the Irish Independent
 
Roary
 
Albuquerque, NM
[Posted in FML issue 4388]