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Alexandra wrote:
>I'll start an e-mailbox in some hokey name, like "The Corner Pan of the
>Eternal Donation".
Oh boy, this will be soooo cool. I see Switch and Lily hoping on the
John Deere, soon to be *at a location near you*. They can putt along in
traffic, holding The Pan out for motorists to drop in their $$. A Pan,
personally *autographed* by the Ladies can go up on e-bay. Endless
Possibilities here. The ladies could contract with Petey The Pooped On.
A line of personally *endorsed* Pans in ferret magazine ads. Think of
it. More popular than Prostate Squeezies. The Oracle could fill a
special Pan with 'shine, toss in a few hairballs, wrap in Depends, and
offer it at the next Symposium. All proceeds going to The Corner Pan
of the Eternal Donation.
This is the opportunity of a lifetime. A Cult sure to make history.
Don't be left out. Join today.
Ardith,
Planning to re-invest her entire savings.
[Posted in FML issue 4366]
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