Oooh, reflux!  NOT fun!  I've awakened to that a number of times myself,
choking and gasping for air, hanging out of bed, downhill so it would
drain out!  NOT fun at all!  *Argh!*
 
Here's a goofy thought: a series of spoon shaped "bowls", each one larger
and shaped more like a real bowl, until you end up with a real bowl!
*LOL* Before long, the ferret would be eating from a regular bowl and not
even realize the change.
 
*hehe* Don't mind me - I'm always thinking of oddball things!  :o)
 
Gary, Bart and Victoria
[Posted in FML issue 4292]