Hi all, dis is the SaraFerret all decked out in safari gear complete with
topo (thats safari talk for those funny hats they wear) and camoflauge--
all due to SandeeFerret who talked de Boss into decking me out in dis
stuff.  So here I am tryin to get my halo on over de hat and somehow
putting my wings on.  Rats Rats and besides I didnt bite her that hard
and dat was only a week ago and I was in detention for a whole day for
dat.
 
"Richard" wrote to Mommy and requested I check on his two furries, by
names of Pogo and Samantha.  Where to find dem--checked in de Boss's
book and wouldnt you know it--dey are in de farthest reaches of ferret
afterworld.  Dey always have a gang of furries dere along wit a few of
de black-footed ferrets and some minks who tink dey are ferrets, plus a
couple of sea otters--how did dey get in dere.  Oh well no accounting for
taste.  I guess Pogo and Samantha got dere roaming ways from dere earth
daddy who drove a big truck.  I have seen dem on occasion hauling groups
of de above named furries around.
 
I am sure dere daddy would be proud to see his furkids carry on his work.
It was so funny when I found dem and gave dem de message from dere
daddy-- dey even had a couple of tears running down dere cheeks, but dey
said dey watch him every day and watch over him so no wrecks.
 
And for sure dey want dere daddy to live de good life so he will march
over de bridge to meet dem.
 
I will admit dey had never seen a ferret decked out in safari-gear, but
when I explained it were Sandee's fault dey understood.  She does run a
tight ship.  Being she is head ferret at de bridge.
 
Any messages to others at de bridge.  Just write to Mommy nice-like, no
nasty letters like "s[xxxxxx]".
 
Also you jes has to learn to understand de ferret english-we arent
people, but if yous want de truth we is better dan people--Jes a joke!
 
HUGS AND DOOKS
SaraFerret
[Posted in FML issue 4374]