Well this is a toughie for me. Are my kids wierd, or am I? They don't
play with any toy's - and I actually find this really odd myself. The
only thing that any of them has ever done, is Helena (aka - Lucy) found
a stuffed animal that tasted good. She ate his face off - 3 times. She
chewed him open, I sewed him shut, she chewed, I sewed, etc. I have
given them all - lots of toys - from stuffed animals, stuffed micies,
jingle balls, etc. I have spent about 100 bucks on toys for them but
they don't play with any of em......is there something wrong with them,
or ME? Romulous (aka - Ricky) loves to play with bags, plastic, paper,
whatever. He goes bonkers when he hears the "crinkles" of a bag. He
will get sooooo hyper when he plays with them too. It is fun to watch.
All of them DO love to run thru their plastic tunnels though - but that
is about it. Morganna loves to take and hide shoes and their insoles -
but again, these aren't toys....any advice on how I can teach them to
play with all these damn toys I bought em guys?
Oh - and funny eats? Lucy climbed on the table yesterday when I was
in the "powder room". She zeroed in on a SEALED ding-dong (yes the
chocolate ones with the gooey cream inside...oh and uhm, it wasn't mine
though, I swear! I don't eat them.....*winks*) - anyways - she not only
zeroed in, she ripped the package open and was chowin down when I busted
her. I came into the room - saw her on the table....and said: "Lucy!!!"
She calmly looked up at me, wiped her face of with her paws, cleared her
throat, and said: "what?" I'm not doing anything...I turned to shut off
the light in the other room - and she grabbed her ding-dong and was
headin for the edge of the table......rather like: I'm busted so I better
take this and run if I want to keep eatin it!!! " It was soooo cute!
No - she didn't get to keep it either, lol. She was a bit "miffed" at
me for taking it from her though....
Kim and Her Army of Idiots (who won't play with their toys)
[Posted in FML issue 4617]
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