CNN ON-LINE 1:30pm EST
East Coast power grind suffered a cascade failure that effected cities
from NYC to Chicago, Boston to Ottawa.  A group called "Defiant Weasels",
a splinter group of the infamous "Red November Hedgehogs" has claimed
responsibility for the outage.  Fang, the spokesperson for "DW" said that
if ferrets being held for the July theft of tons of raisins from the
Sunkist Dry Foods Division in California are not released they will next
bring down the west coast power grid.  Other demands include Voting
privileges, driving privileges and access to cable television (mainly HBO
and Discovery Channels)on-line services and a senate seat.Negotiations
are underway.  The only demand they couldn't fulfill was the demand for a
senate seat as there are too many weasels already "On the Hill"...
 
Peta S, Mark J. Bethke , Max the Chihuahua & Zeus the Weasel
[Posted in FML issue 4241]