A Moment at the Table, by Susie Lee
 
One day, as I was sitting down after a long day, see A FERRET came along
and stuck her nose into my TEA!
 
She shook her little head and told me "Yikes!, That's just too HOT!"
 
Then skittered all around the place and asked "What Else Ya Got!?"
 
The goldfish in their table-top-tank saw her and they blew
 
a warning cry that bubbled out and sounded like this ((("whew!")))
 
The ferret "heard" a nay-sayer for how she (did Not!) smell
 
('cause how could goldfish know?  they have no noses and can't tell?)
 
So off the table she did run.  Lightning could not have passed her!
 
Because this ferret's name *is* her!  it's Zipper-Goes-Faster!
 
~*~.~*~.~*~.~*~. (the end ((of her tail was all I saw:)
 
(Susie Lee can be seen being further distracted by ferrets and other
critters here...
 
http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/ferret_rescuer/index.html
[Posted in FML issue 4287]