Dear Ferret Folks-
 
Oh!  Lamentations!  Wailing and gnashing of teeth!  Yesterday we were
warned about these copyright issues: " 'Thou Shall Not Steal'.  " If such
stealing does not cease the Ferret Elijah will be forced to call Ferret
Math down on all of your households."
 
Say it ain't so!  I haven't stolen any nifty ferret buttons, I haven't
even SEEN the nifty ferret buttons!  I don't violate copyrights...
containers of fudge, yes.  I have laid waste to shiny mounds of pointy
little foli-wrapped kisses.  But no copyrights have ever faced
degredation at my hands.  They are clean.  Except for the melted
chocolate.
 
I want to talk to the ferret Buddah Killian about all of this.  He is
a prophet, too.  I want a second opinion.  But wait...If I WANT to talk
to Buddah, it means I'm suffering from un-Zen-like desire, and cannot
yet be enlightened...
 
Oh, screw that.  Buddah must have a cell phone..He's got a website.  I
mean c'mon, the Dalai Lama has one of each, for cryin' out loud...
 
This threat to Zap us all with ferret math must be addressed.  I have
ENOUGH FERRETS, thank you very much.  Do you hear me Switch and Lily,
from the next room where you are assaulting the bathroom wastebasket?  I
have ENOUGH FERRETS.  And now I have wads of dryer lint on the bathroom
floor.  (sigh.)
 
Alexandra in Massachusetts
[Posted in FML issue 4123]