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Dear Ferret Folks-
Yesterday Christene noted of her ferret Weed's experimentation with the
drug subculture
>As far as my Weeds story with pot in a film canister. The potential
>danger of what could have happened ( had the film canister opened ) was
>not lost on me. I hope the idea was not lost on anyone else either."
Nope, nope, nope. It wasn't. Can you imagine a ferret...stoned out of
it's tiiiiiny widdle mind...jonesing for rasins? I've heard so many
times that pot should be legalized, the stoned are not dangerous. Oh
really? Try standing between a stoner and a bag or Doritos. If Doris
freakin' Day were high, she'd cut your throat for a box of Milk Duds.
But a FERRET? They'd bend the cage bars, and gnaw a hole through the
drywall of the room they were in to get at the rasins. Then they'd scarf
the whole box, and wear it on their head empty like a drunk with a
lampshade...war dancin' around...bouncin' off of the furniture blind...
giggling... Then, bellies full of sweet, chewed-up dried fruit, they'd
drink water until they bloated like enormous ticks, and sleep for six
weeks.
It's not a pretty picture.
Alexandra in Massachusetts
[Posted in FML issue 4084]
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