I had to laugh.  It reminded me of the Top 5 List I made about 6 or so
years ago for my website back then.
 
The Top 5 Reasons to believe you are becoming a Ferret
5 - You find yourself hiding your dirty socks
4 - You sleep curled up in your underwear drawer
3 - You start craving Ferretone
2 - You dance for joy and fall off the bed or run into the wall
  and
1 - You stop making deposits at the bank and start leaving them in the
    corners  :}
 
Vicky
"Ferret-Proof isn't"
[Posted in FML issue 4177]