Everyday Sasha, Oscar, and Emmy along with the company of other stinkies
come out to roam the house.  On Friday, they were out doing their usual
things while daddy is at work.  This way, they have total free roam.
After Mommie put us up she decided to go to bed early because she had a
Board Meeting with one of her groups.
 
Naturally, because I don't usually get up with an alarm.  I tinkered with
the clock the night before thinking everything was okay.  I would get up
in enough time to pick out clothes, wash my hair, and maybe venture with
playing with make-up.
 
I woke up with surprise, yes, the alarm did not go off and I had less
than 45 minutes to get out of the house.  As I go into the bathroom to
run the shower I think of ways of making this situation less stressful.
One thing I learn ed while in the military was to floss and brush in
shower while the water was getting me wet.
 
As I reached down to my plastic organized bucket thingy to get my
brush..... AAAARRRGGGHHHHH it wasn't there.  So the song begins.  U
may sing along.
 
Chorus:
 
Oh Where Oh where has my tooth brush gone,
Oh Where Oh where could it beeeeee..
Oh Where Oh where has my tooth brush gone,
Oh bring back my toothbrush to meeeee..
 
Looking on the floor in the vicinity I knew it was gone.  No where in
sight.  But, there behold was my crest battery operated toothbrush that
I got free from the pet store promotion.  And yes the batteries were
dead....
 
While brushing my teeth I lathered up my hair.... Wash that and decided
to put in the conditioner.  After that I reached for my liquid soap...
AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.  Yes, it was all gone..
 
Chorus:
 
Oh Where Oh where has my soap gone
Oh Where Oh where could it beeeeee..
Oh Where Oh where has my soap gone,
Oh bring back my soap to meeeee..
 
Looking around no soap...  Okay use shampoo...
Rinsed off the shampoo and decided maybe I will wear a wig....
 
Drying off with a towel, I looked down and noticed the cabinet has been
opened.  And yes,,, my $150 human hair wig was GGGGOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE...
 
Now the song changes:
Oh Where Oh where are my Brat Stinkies,
Oh Where Oh where they beeeeee..
Oh Where Oh where are my Brat Stinkies,
Oh bring back my Stinkies to me.....
 
No time to find the hidey, I decided to get dress.
 
Running out of time, I still needed to check on the guys..... Low and
behold the little angels are still asleep and mommie made it to her
meeting in time.  Mommie still hasn't found her stuff...
 
Moral of story when changing the order of ferrets that usually come out.
Change your way of thinking..... U never know what tricks they will play
on u.  For safety reasons.
 
Something I wanted to share....
 
Benita
[Posted in FML issue 4249]