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::A robed woman hunches over in a dark closet in attempts to hide from
Da Wolfy. Light beaming in from the cracks around the door reflects
green in two tiny eyes that periodically blink in the darkness::
Dippy: "Why did ya do it huh? I couldn't talk to my boyfriends or
nuthin."
Oracle: "I didn't mean to. I mean... I'm not as smart or diabolical
as the Wolfy thinks I am. I dont know computer stuff... I only know
mystical stuff."
Dippy: "Oh, then you put a curse or hex on da puter did ya?"
Oracle: "No, I swear, I didn't do anything on purpose. Don't tell
anybody, but I'm a spaz. I think I let in a virus during the July 4th
weekend while Wolfy was playing with those firecrackers. I was trying
to do her a favor, and .... well what a mess, huh?"
Dippy: "Hehehe... so it was an accident.... but Da Wolfy thinks you are
this formidable foe? Dis is funny!" ::She dooks and dances in the
closet::
Oracle: "Shhhhhhhhh.... be very, very quiet. It's really best that we
lay low until she cools down... or is able to fix the old computer for
the skin kids. Okay?"
Dippy: "Okay pal. I"ll think of you as I whiz through her new super fast
computer and play games, and when I play with my new toys that she will
not be able to afford to buy you any more! Ha ha! See ya!"
Oracle: "#%$@ #@^&#&&&&& *#&*!!!!!"
Wolfy
[Posted in FML issue 4213]
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