How many ferrets does it take to dig completely through a four pack of
double roll toilet paper?  Every ferret owner knows..... only one (-:
Of course you also need the ferret owner dumb enough to leave the
shopping bag on the floor.
 
Risa  "Hey, I needed that!"
 
Baby "Weee - it's snowin in here!  I'm almost done Mom, then you can
have it!"
[Posted in FML issue 4079]