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Denise Autry <[log in to unmask]>
Wed, 29 Jan 2003 06:32:31 -0800
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1. Something a ferret likes to chew on.
   What are noses and toeses?
 
2. In the corner.
   What are litter boxes that need relocation?
 
3. Sock, bras and underwear.
   What are great things to sleep in?
 
4. The Human Foot.
   What is the greatest thing to get under?
 
5. The Death Stare!
   What you do when your hoomans leave for a few days and finally come
   back?
 
6. The Oracle.
   *thinking... thinking*  Oops, time's up!
 
7. "No, that's mine!"
   What is the response when someone is trying to take your sleepy
   spot (or anything else)?
 
8. Under the couch.
   Where does summer sausage go?
 
9. "Because I can!"
   Why does a weasle war dance?
 
10. The Wall.
    What does a weasle war dance into?
[Posted in FML issue 4043]

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