Ok, I don't know any real ferret quotes, but.............
 
To poop or not to poop, that is the question (and we all know ferrets'
answer!)
 
To err is human, to ferret divine
 
One small step for man, one giant leap for ferrets
 
Ask not what I can do for my human, but what my human can do for me!
 
A raisin a day keeps the doctor away (NOT unfortunately!)
 
Finders thievers, losers weepers
 
It is better to have ferreted and lost than never to have ferreted at all
[Posted in FML issue 4040]