To <[log in to unmask]>, who wrote:
> Just how do you train the little critters to your shoulder when you
> have them out and about?  I really would like to.
 
That's something I've been meaning to do for months, since ours just
slide nose-first down our chests, confident that we'll catch them
before they plunge headlong to the ground.  Here's what I heard, taken
from the FAQ:
 
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<4.7> Can I teach my ferret tricks?  How?
 
[...]
To train your ferret to stay on your shoulders, for instance, stand
over a pile or basket of crumpled newspaper, and when she falls into
it, shout, "No!"  The combination of the fall, the noise, and your
shout should persuade her to pay more attention to staying on.  Give
her a treat when she does, and she should learn quickly.
 
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Good luck, and let me know how it works out!
 
- Pam in Rochester, NY
Ferret FAQ 1.2 now out!  Get yours today!  Hurry -- supplies are limited!
 
[Posted in FML issue 0818]