1. Something a ferret likes to chew on.
   Stinky feet owned by people you are trying to explain how nice and
   gentle and sweet ferrets are.
 
2. In the corner.
   Where any furnicher that fits is placed to deter ferret presents.
 
3. Sock, bras and underwear.
   I am missing lots of.
 
4. The Human Foot.
   The main target that needs to be erradicated for Mission
   Under-The-Covers
 
5. The Death Stare!
    What happens if you give Mariposa(cat) a treat before you give
    Zama(ferret) one
 
6. The Oracle.
    Mystical, mysterious holy one?
 
7. "No, that's mine!"
    Everything in ferret reach - and also the "Blankie"
 
8. Under the couch.
   Too scared to look.
 
9. "Because I can!"
    Answer to when asked "why are you bull riding Mariposa"
 
>10. The Wall.
     An intensifier to the awful bouts of Ferret War Dance Syndrom :)
 
Last thing!!
 
About that apartment thing - Basically it is not animals that stink.  It
is people who stink.  People who take care of themselves take care of
their pets and make sure they don't stink - cause then the person will
too.  If you look clean and smell good and wear proper clothing you wont
have a problem.  Luckily I live in Ontario and they are not allowed to
ask whether or not I have pets.  I do get places that do - but they
basically ask just for their own knowledge.  I have lived in many
different buildings and have never been refused.  I usually fill out
applications for multiple places before I even make an appointment to
see a place.  I have people over quite a bit and they always ask why I
have an empty cage - because Zama is just off doing something somewhere.
They never believe I have a cat and ferret.  My parents have 3 dogs, 3
cats and 2 ferrets and no one ever notices when they visit.  If someone
is wary about renting to you because you have a ferret.  Ask them at
that moment - Can you smell him on me?  Of course they will have to say
no and you have proven your point.
 
Mahlyssa
[Posted in FML issue 4048]