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FERRETERIA MENU
Soups of the Day
Duck Soup
Chilled Cherry Soup
Entrees
Fruit Salad with Chicken Bits
Fruit Salad with Raisins
Fruit Salad with Whipped Cream
Fruit Salad with Ice Cream
Fruit Salad with Bits o' Cookies
Fruit Salad with Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Chunks
Fruit Salad with Ferretone Sauce
Side Orders
Foamy Fries
Spaghetti O's
Bread and butter
Dish of Ferretvite
Dessert
Peach Pie
Apple Pie
Pear Pie
Cherry Pie
Blueberry Pie
Strawberry Pie
Raspberry Pie
Blackberry Pie
Banana Cream Pie
Raisin Pie*** Today's Special
Conversation overheard:
"Gee Dooky, who on earth would order Duck Soup when they can have Chilled
Cherry Soup?"
"I dunno, Spooky, and what about the fruit salad with chicken bits?
What's up with the chicken?"
"I could definitely do without the chicken."
From a table nearby,
"Hey guys, don't rub it in. I have to get the Duck Soup, cause I'm sick.
And I guess I'll have the chicken salad too. At least it's mostly
fruit."
"Sorry dude," says Dooky, "Hope you're feelin better real soon."
"Yeah," Spooky chimes in. "Let me buy you dessert to cheer you up."
"And a dish of Ferretvite to go with it," Dooky adds.
"Thanks guys," Sicky says. "That's what friends are for!"
Yelled from behind: "FOOD FIGHT!!!!"
Chicken bits thrown everywhere. Floor slick with Duck Soup. But not a
speck of fruit anywhere.
[Posted in FML issue 3897]
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