Hiyas all!  Dis is Bonnie!  I am the head speaker ferret for the business
here at my mommies home!  I am da Squidget and da cutest, so I da boss.
I can make mommie do anythign!  Well, mommie asked me ral nicely to do
dis, and den she gave me raisins, so here I go...
 
<DUM DUM DUM>
<Confetti pouring>
<Trumpets blaring>
 
I, Da Bonniekins, hereby welcoem Timon to his forever home!
 
Timon--Tank you young lady.  All of this wldness isn't really necessary.
I am a stately older gent, and all I want is to play a little, then
cuddle with the parents and watch TV.  OK, a little dancing and going for
nice walks outside would be wonderful too!
 
Bonnie--Den you at the right place.  I hear you get to go UPSTAIRS!  Is
it really ferret nirvanah up there?
 
Timon--When you are old enough, and grow a bit bigger, then you will find
out!
 
Bonnie--I am ful grown!  I da oldest girl, are you making short jokes?
 
Timon--If the shoe fits....
 
Timon, Bonnie, Clyde, Minxie Luv, Bad Beorn Bear, Gimli, Gloin, Willow
Fox Fosters--Shadow and Snickers
 
Note from da mommie--Timon is an older (4.5) deaf DEW who has an old
spinal injury that makes him walk a bit funny.  He stoleour hearts last
night with kisses and cuddles.  The fallin asleep in bed with us was the
last straw.  This older gent will be staying.  First older one I have
adopted (all were 1-2 when adopted, except for Minxie Luv who was 6
months) and he is Mr. Personality!  If you have a chance to adopt an
"old ferret," or foster one, it is truley worth it!
 
--Gail
 
NY/NJ area?  www.metroferret.org
[Posted in FML issue 3889]