10. Laundry day consists of pulling socks, t-shirts, bras & underware
out from under a sleeping ferret.
9. When the cashier asks how old my child is since I am buying 30
cans of chix baby food I say I have 6 all under the age of seven.
(You should the looks on their faces)
8. Buying tissues means buying extra boxes to replaces the already
"investigated" ones
7. Saying sorry I can't go out tonight because I couldn't get a
properly trained ferret sitter.
6. Nothing like having a nice cosy furball sleeping next to you.
5. You wake up out of a sound sleep because you hear a loud flatulent.
4. You don't go clothes shopping you go hammie shopping
3. There is nothing quite like putting a little ferretone on a
sleeping husband's head and then unleash 6 ferrets
2. Even when the rest of the world hates you they still love you
1. Examing poops has become a new favorite past time and you don't
mind....
[Posted in FML issue 4183]