Dear FML Members:
 
I recommend highly that you order the 2003 FML Calendar from Judy Cooke
at [log in to unmask]  It is a truly spectacular calendar, one you
won't see hanging around people's walls just any old where.  It has
true class, beauty, personality and longevity.  It's only the 2nd of its
kind to be offered to the general public and will, therefore, probably
increase dramatically in value, just as its subjects increase in the
affection of the world.  (Only think how rich you'd be now if you'd spent
a palty $17.50 on an original Elvis calendar from 1956 or a Beatles'
calendar from 1963.) Yet, ferrets' pictures on the FML calendar are as
likely of of being sold by their owners as the Hope Diamond or the Mona
Lisa.  They are true ferrets in their true environment, beloved and (may
I say it?) next thing to worshipped.
 
If you want a truly beautiful and enriching gift for yourselves or your
significant others, then please consider a gift that will last a lifetime
(or even longer if you invest in framing).
 
This is a Christmas gift that can't go wrong.  Even the most ignorant
of your giftees will exclaim, "Wow!  What is THAT??!!??"  It's soooooo
DARLING!!"
[Posted in FML issue 3976]