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Condolences to those with lost, sick, or angeled "Sparkle" specialists...
"HI THERE! Glad yer home! Got any snacks? Hold me! Play with me! I'm
*so* happy to see you! (bouncebouncebouncebouncebounce)"
In case you any of you were struggling to find the *right* definition to
describe what your flump-flumps do, I thought I'd help out. My ferts
gave me these, so talk to them if you need further information.
What do you call:
-that sound your ferret makes jumping down from the couch?
Flump-Thump
-that sound your FAT ferret makes jell-o-bagging it off of the couch?
Plump-Flump-Thump
-the name of the maneuver when a fast ferret races by and "fangs" another
ferret?
Zip-Nip
-the activity involving three ferrets and a waste basket?
Trash-Thrash
-a ferret that drinks water noisily?
Flerp-Slurp
-that sound one ferret makes, when calling for other ferrets to come out
and play?
Seek-Squeak
-that sound your ferret makes when surprised while doing something bad?
(Carpet) Shark-Bark
-the activity involving ferrets biting the mail just shoved through the
mail slot?
Mail-Nail
-the activity of hiding literally anything they can drag into a
hidey-hold?
Rash-Stash
-dragging your knee-high leathers under the bed?
Boot-Scoot
-your discovery of the hosiery stash?
Sock-Shock
-the grubbing out when the treat container hits the floor?
Snack-Attack
-the dragging of spuds at high-speed across the kitchen floor?
Potato-Peeling
-the ferret on *top* of the fert pile?
The Cold One
-the high-speed run for the door the moment a flicker of light shines in?
Flash-Dash
I would have gotten more, but somebuddy saw the cat and everybuddy took
off!
Todd and the (get Roget on the fone!) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns
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[Posted in FML issue 3969]
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