Hey Hershey boy!
 
I bet it is really neat to be the old guy on the ranch!  Teeheehee- of
course I am just a youngster here- but SOMEDAY!  I am gonna be older and
wiser like you.  Amazing you would ask me this perplexing question you
having sooo many more experiences Hersh!
 
You wrote:
>.....But now I am worried dere is somthing wrong with her, cause she
>gots leaky eyes.  I noticed it da first time over a week ago.  She had
>been givin me my special supper, and when I was done, put me on da floor.
>Now, it was a real good supper, and I was feelin pretty good.  Normally,
>I don't play wit toys an stuff, but this night, I was feelin really
>frisky, an I went an started running back and forth thru da tubes.  I was
>havin a good ol time,...."
 
Hmm Hershey I dunno what to tell you - maybe you had better call a
plumber guy and QUICK - this happened once here.  I thinks my Mom sprung
a big leak cuz water came through the ceiling -- it was right after i
nipped her a little too hard so we could be blood relatives !  !  Heck it
made the floor slippery slidey and all we had fun and then she leaked
some mores when she had to clean up all the wets newspaper that we played
mud in :)
 
No, maybe nots in your case I really thinks this is NOT the case- cuz
shelter Mom actually told me those are Happy Tears -- CAN YOU BELIEVE
THAT?  Well these human folks have some pretty weird ways about them-
they thinks we is bad.  But I s'pect this is true for you Hershey.  The
ADV you have makes the humans who love us real scared- and I thinks this
is her wacky way of celebrating you getting to be the old man on the
ranch.  Pretty foolish I do believe but hey they only walk on two legs
you know- some things have to be mixed up!
 
So now thats you are 7 years and 2 days old HOW ARE YOU?  How is Mom's
eyes have they cleared up a bit?  I hope so if it gets too warm she just
might get caught in a fog.  We is kind of getting some ignored here Hersh
boy..  The darn Ferretstock thing has Mom all in a tizzy- sure wish you
could come keep me company.  Danged we hardly see her she is making prize
grab bags for the ferrety kids that win games and getting auction goodies
ready and all that goes on.  I am hardly getting to see her these
days..Then there is the animal communicator lady she put some kind of
thoughts in my head and I have not wanted to bite for 3 days-- CAN YOU
believe that???..  pretty fishy stuff is going on here- I could use you
help here I am a bit young to deal with lots of these changes.  It must
all have started when the smoke invaded the building-- NOW THAT is what I
THINK!
 
Well I myself thinks you got it pretty danged good down there being a
house ferret- hey don't get me wrong the digs is good here and all we
have to do is look a little melancholy and we gets attention-- but a real
home is the dream of every ferret in a shelter.  Happy Birthday and many
more- if you get up this way stop in we can have a real talk on these
moms!
 
Your friend ,
Jerimiah Ferretwise
www.ferretwise.org
[Posted in FML issue 3894]