Hey let's put some fun back on the FML!  Anybody want to add to these
lists?  ;-)
 
A FERRET'S QUESTIONS TO GOD:
How come people love to smell flowers, but hardly ever smell each other?
Where are their priorities?
 
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
 
Why do people leave all their stuff out?  Why are they so messy?
 
What's with the floors in their houses?  Haven't they figured out dirt is
better?
 
Is it true that ferret are not allowed in restaurants because we can't
make up our minds what NOT to order?  Or is it that thing with the
carpets again?
 
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?
 
Can you undo what that veterinarian did to me?!?
 
A DOG'S QUESTIONS TO GOD:
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch?  Or is it the same old
story?
 
If a dog barks all night in the forest and no human hears him, is he
still a bad dog?
 
Are there mailmen in Heaven?  If there are, will I have to apologize?
 
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone?  I have been howling at
the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back from is the
beagle from across the street!
 
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands and beg to get
in?
 
Can you undo what that veterinarian did to me?!?
 
A CAT'S QUESTIONS TO GOD:
Do you exist?  Just curious.  I don't really care.
 
Kim the Oregon One #;-]
 
Kim Reyes
Residential Specialist
John L. Scott Real Estate
Direct:  (503) 380-4195
Toll Free 1-877-490-2595
http://www.kimreyes.com
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[Posted in FML issue 3860]