Lance:
Me appreciates very much all da advice from da ferret oracle and all
da not ferret oracle peoples. Me likes da idea a da scruffing from da
Petey. Oracle, me not like Ferretone, and me can't get a chew toy cause
Merlin steals dem from anybody dat got one. Me loves me Nikita, but me
thinks women lots of trouble.
Nikita:
Me is da big albino girl dat Lancy Prancy loves. Me likes older men.
Pirate is two, and he is my love. Lancey is so young-- Only 11 months
old. Me is a year and a half says da animal doctor. Me no likes
scruffing; me does like ferretone. Me just not a social girl; me spends
time with da Smokey Princess and da Rat King, but me really just keeps
to me self.
[Posted in FML issue 3959]