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Dear Ferret Folks-
Oh! Lamentations! Wailing and gnashing of teeth! Yesterday we were
warned about these copyright issues: " 'Thou Shall Not Steal'. " If such
stealing does not cease the Ferret Elijah will be forced to call Ferret
Math down on all of your households."
Say it ain't so! I haven't stolen any nifty ferret buttons, I haven't
even SEEN the nifty ferret buttons! I don't violate copyrights...
containers of fudge, yes. I have laid waste to shiny mounds of pointy
little foli-wrapped kisses. But no copyrights have ever faced
degredation at my hands. They are clean. Except for the melted
chocolate.
I want to talk to the ferret Buddah Killian about all of this. He is
a prophet, too. I want a second opinion. But wait...If I WANT to talk
to Buddah, it means I'm suffering from un-Zen-like desire, and cannot
yet be enlightened...
Oh, screw that. Buddah must have a cell phone..He's got a website. I
mean c'mon, the Dalai Lama has one of each, for cryin' out loud...
This threat to Zap us all with ferret math must be addressed. I have
ENOUGH FERRETS, thank you very much. Do you hear me Switch and Lily,
from the next room where you are assaulting the bathroom wastebasket? I
have ENOUGH FERRETS. And now I have wads of dryer lint on the bathroom
floor. (sigh.)
Alexandra in Massachusetts
[Posted in FML issue 4123]
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