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::A butterscotch puchy faced ferret waddles in the darkness, and a little
Dippy girl follows closely behind::
Butters Gizzie Goo: [in the voice of Butters in the show Southpark] "Are
you sure we won't get caught?"
Dippy: "Sure! It don't matter if'n we do anyways"
Butters: "What do ya mean"
Dippy: "Weeeeell when they find me, I gets rewards! I gets scooped up
and hugged, and cuddled, and kissed, and talked to! They gets so excited
when I is bad."
Butters: "Hold on! This is BAD?!"
Dippy: "uuuuh.... uhhh no...nonono....did I say bad? No.... no I did'nt
say that. I said uh.. rad.....yeah rad.... as in adventurous. Uh huh"
Butters: "Oh.. well uhhhh... okay. HEY, whats that light up ahead?"
Dippy: "It's da light for us ferrets for when we gets out so we's can see
and play. See it's down so low and its tiny for us and not too bright?"
Butters: "Oh wow, how cool is that?! I did'nt know they had ferret
lights"
Dippy: "Yup, humans call em night lights. You should see da one my
Doodlebuggies mommy has. It has pictures of ferrets on it. It's a REAL
ferret light."
Butters: "I wanna see."
Dippy: "Well ya gots ta get out more Butters.. I mean really. Anyway,
ya gots to get 'rad' and come out and type on da computer so that
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=740899350 comes up.
Den ya can see it. And if'n ya type more, ya can bid on it! And buy it!
Den it shows up at your house later and....:
::Mommy and Daddy enter::
Mommy: "#^&%@ you weasils! Scott we have weasils!"
Daddy: "Butters! You don't get out in the dark at night, whats wrong
with you, this is not like you...... come on"
Mommy: "Come here little girl. Awe dats da pretty widdle baby....
awe.... ::kiss kiss kiss, bite da toes::
Yer so pretty, yes you are. I"m yer mommy... I"m yer mommy yes I am...
I love you so muches!" ::singing now:: "I'm yer mommy now don't ya know
its okay? I'm yer mommy now don't know its okay? I"m yer mommy don't ya
know it and I really wanna show it I"m yer mommy and I love ya its okay!"
Wolfy
Wolfy's site has MOVED to:
http://wolfysluv.jacksnet.com/
[Posted in FML issue 3984]
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