I think that with all these FPS (first person shooter) games out that we
should develope an FPF (first person ferret) game.
 
The object would be to steal as much stuff as you can and hide it in your
special place before the level ends.  A wondering human will try to keep
you out of "trouble".
 
Extra points would be given for pooping next to but not in a litter box.
Extra points for bowling over another player and dragging him under the
couch.
 
Level one would end when someone is able to the top of the bookshelf and
dig the dirt out of the plant then push the pot off the shelf without
being caught by the wandering human.
 
Level two would end when all of moms spools of thread are stolen from her
wall display.
 
Level three would end when dads expensive camera is pushed off the top
shelf of the closet.
 
Level four would end when someone figures out how to get up on the
kitchen counter and into moms zippered purse and steal the keys.
Acceptable to steal the whole purse.
 
Level five would involve stealing the ornaments from the christmas tree
and would end when someone steals the tree top angel or manages to knock
over the whole tree.
 
Doing flat ferret would make you invisable to other ferrets but might
make the human pick you up and give you a cheerio.
 
So is this going to make game of the year or what?
 
Feel free to offer suggestions for more rules though the game won't
actually get written.
[Posted in FML issue 4022]