>Is there a ferret "bible" out there?  I need to arm myself with as much
>knowledge as quickly as possible.
 
Although it may not be a "ferret bible" you're welcome to download and
print out my "Ferret Owner's Manual" at http://www.4lilpaws.org.  It's
over 30 pages of ferret care suggestions that I've picked up over the
past 10 years as a ferret shelter operator.
 
Best of luck.
 
Dick Bossart
[Posted in FML issue 4001]