Ardith writes:
> Do your mommy and daddy know you are talking with some guy named
>*Doodlebug* on the Internet.  Gosh Dippy, that can be veeerrry dangerous.
>Don't you know there are guys out there that prey on little girls such as
>yourself.  You would let HIM touch your booboo!!!  OH DippyDippyDippy,
 
Oooohs dat hurt my heart!  I be a good boy I do.  I would neber hurt my
darling, sweet Dippy Doo.  She is my love.  Shame on you Ardith for
talking mean on me.  Don't listen my Dippy Doodle.
 
Nose Kisses,
Doodlebug, star of stage and screen
[Posted in FML issue 3794]