I was retiring after a nice evening when it became obviously clear that
hubby was feeling all lovey. If you recall, I love teasing and putting
him into a "rut" like a ferret. I'm skilled at it and can make him suffer
for days. So even before I could begin my antics, I snidely looked him
over and with a great "hmmpf", I said, "Impress me.... its' you job as a
male to impress the female." And I sat there arms crossed, waiting.
Get backs are a @#$%! Remembering the pain of of going into a full rut,
he pulled a real hum dinger on me. He began by "heheing" like a ferret.
I was snidely thinkging to myself that it was working already he is
already acting like an idiot. He dooked around, then he suddenly lunged
and tackled me on the bed, pinned me down,,,,,,,, and gave me the worst
ear washing I ever had in my life.
He then bounced up away from a completely stunned, horrified me, and said
he had "marked his territory", he had "dominated me" and thereby
"impressed me". He then asked if I would like to be impressed further...
Wolfy, sorry now that she ever pulled this crap on him to begin with
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[Posted in FML issue 3799]
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