This list will be slightly long, as I'm going to include Bear (who's at
the Bridge), Cheech and Chong (who were literally kidnapped by my ex...
anyone who is interested in that [or who may be able to offer advice]
can email me for the story) and my aunt's trio of terror (because we live
with them too).
 
Bridget- Bridgeyboo, Peanut, Midget, Littlebit, Goof
 
Brandon- Sleepyhead, Brandyboo (very masculine, eh?), Buddy, Killer,
Jaws, Sharky
 
Zoe- Babygirl, Sweetpea, Darlin', Tard-o, Bird, Tubby-tubby
 
Zeus- Mommy's Baby Boy (again, too masculine!), Bubby, Zeuser, Sexyman
 
Cujo- Cooterbug, Oso pequeqo (Little Bear), Fatbutt, Mr. Jinx
 
Chaos- Chaos Manderin, Sillyone, "Wow, Chaos is actually awake."
 
Clyde- Sneak, Tardboy, Dookers, "Clyde Anthony!!!"
 
Grandma- Mama, Gammajo, Sleepygirl, Owl
 
Bandit- Skinnyone, Snaggletooth, Bandiboo, Rosita
 
Smokey- Amokamok, Smokester, Mokey
 
Bear (at Bridge)- Bear Bear Fat Butt, Mr. Ryan, My little puppy dog
 
Spooky (Aunt's ferret)- "Stop trying to climb in my shirt!"  Spooky ghost
 
Spud (Aunt's ferret)- Spudwick, Spud Rocket, Hubby (we were married in
Vegas this year)
 
Tootsie (Aunt's ferret)- Tootsie fat, Fatty, Sweetypie
 
Cheech (Kidnapped)- Cheechie, Ups, Cotton
 
Chong (Kidnapped)- Chongie, Mr. Chong, Babydoll
 
Whew!  That's all of 'em.  Collectively they are known as the fuzz,
furbabies, fursh*ts, weasels, puppets, peanuts, clowns, babies, etc.
 
I hope everyone is well, and my thoughts are with all of you.
Ellen and Crew
[Posted in FML issue 3790]