Q: "Why did you call it 'Bob's Chicken Gravy?' Ego or what?"
A: Yes.
Actually, it was a pun. There is a widespread fastfood chicken
restaurant named "Church's Chicken." I love dipping their drumsticks
into their gravy, or I did when I could still eat the stuff. Since
my last name is Church, the reference was designed as a play on words.
Church's Chicken, Bob Church's Chicken Gravy? It looks like gravy?
You can nuke it for a ferret's version of fast food? Get it?
There are many foods I have designed using a play on ferret's names as
their name, including Tui's Chewies, BearMeat, Tori's Tone Up, Sorci's
Soup, Amber's Ambrosia, Silly's Vitamin Sauce, and Wizard's Gizards (and
many more!). I just like the play on words. Here is an example of a
series of bone puns I had to cut from my bone-eating post, removed so
the post would fit the FML length restriction:
You're axis me to talk about bones? At-las I have a bone-afide problem
to talk about that I love! Have I gone to heaven, or has my spongiosa
brain gone wacky and am I just temporal-ly insane? Sit bacula bit, and
I'll scratch that intellectual ischium on your scapula and attempt to
malleus your mind. I'll try not to be a bonehead by being too humerus,
so keep your shin up, and I'll talus you about my frequently osteophagous
ferrets. I won't fibula, but I might rib you a bit. I promise not give
you the shaft, and I'll try to make this as compacta as possible.
Egotistic or just demented? You decide.
Bob C
[Posted in FML issue 3954]
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